WE ARE A CUSTOMER SERVICE ENTITY: SexyHotDogs.com is only a service organization, not a pharmacy, or medical facility. We cannot and do not give medical advice. We created SexyHotDogs.com to be a simple organization that provides a shopping service only. Therefore, we do not receive your drugs and then forward them to you. We are not the pharmaceutical distributors, nor the pharmacy, but we have YOUR interests at heart. Your meds are shipped directly to you from the sources we have researched and approved that provide the lowest-cost, highest quality medicines in the world. You do not have to look elsewhere to be assured that you are getting the best meds for the best price. These medicines are sourced at, or as near to, cost as we can possibly source. And SexyHotDogs.com offers its services anywhere worldwide where people have needs for the our services, but SexyHotDogs.com does not have an office or building or legal presence in all countries. Again, we are a customer service organization only, with the customer's best interests as our priority.
WHAT WE DO: We help our friends and family to locate health products that you want for the best price, quality, and service combination. These prices and suppliers can change from time to time, but usually not. We have done our research well. We will place the order for you with the best possible supplier. We handle all the paperwork for you. You will receive your product(s) shipped direct to you from the suppliers, which are specific pharmacies that follow our requests. No one touches your orders except within the pharmacies, and even then, your order is bubble-packed from the manufacturer. This is a very high-quality operation. What we basically do is make this entire process EASY for you with the best possible pricing & quality, and we help you if there are any problems (rarely). We are a service to help you shop, and to Guarantee your shopping experience. We find the best prices and quality for you! We hope many people will benefit from our service!
NOT OFFERING ANY ADVICE: All of the information contained on this internet site is NOT intended to provide specific advice to anyone, and this information should not be relied upon as specific advice. No one should act or rely on this internet site without seeking the advice of a health professional. No one should use any information on this internet site for diagnosing, curing or preventing a health situation, treatment, or prescribing of any medication. Everyone should carefully read all information provided with the product by the manufacturer, including labels and any information packet inside the packaging before using any of the product. Everyone should always consult with their own professional health person for advice. No one at SexyHotDogs.com is qualified to give any professional advice, and customer agrees not to construe anything said by anyone at SexyHotDogs.com whether written or oral as advice. This is good sound advice for anyone - do not rely on any doctor or pharmacist advice that is not in person. Do not rely on advice from anyone except that which you can get in person from qualified professionals.
General Warranties: THIS INTERNET SITE IS PROVIDED ON AN "AS IS," "AS AVAILABLE" BASIS AND WE SPECIFICALLY DISCLAIM WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO WARRANTIES OF TITLE OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY OR FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. NO ORAL ADVICE OR WRITTEN INFORMATION GIVEN BY US NOR OUR AFFILIATES, NOR ANY OF OUR OFFICERS, DIRECTORS, EMPLOYEES, AGENTS, PROVIDERS, MERCHANTS, SPONSORS, LICENSORS, OR THE LIKE, SHALL CREATE A WARRANTY. All information contained on this internet site, including information relating to medical and health conditions, products and treatments, is for informational purposes only. It is often presented in summary or aggregate form. It is not meant to be a substitute for the advice provided by your own physician or other medical professionals or any information contained on or in any product packaging or labels. YOU SHOULD NOT USE THE INFORMATION CONTAINED ON THIS INTERNET SITE FOR DIAGNOSING A HEALTH PROBLEM OR PRESCRIBING A MEDICATION. YOU SHOULD CAREFULLY READ ALL INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE MANUFACTURERS OF THE PRODUCTS ON OR IN THE PRODUCT PACKAGING AND LABELS BEFORE USING ANY PRODUCT PURCHASED ON THE SITE. YOU SHOULD ALWAYS CONSULT YOUR OWN PHYSICIAN AND MEDICAL ADVISORS. INFORMATION AND STATEMENTS REGARDING DIETARY SUPPLEMENTS HAVE NOT BEEN EVALUATED BY THE FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION AND ARE NOT INTENDED TO DIAGNOSE, TREAT, CURE, OR PREVENT ANY DISEASE.
DELIVERY POLICY: 30 Day Shipping: Concerning any Mail Order, online tracking is available to us for your shipment. Yes, we, and the supplier-distributors receive a signed receipt from the shipper that the parcel was delivered to the stated address (you). The signed receipt is proof of the delivery of your order. Normally, the product shipment takes less than 14 days to arrive, but please allow 30 days. HOLIDAYS have proven to be abnormally slow for some orders... when December arrives you must plan accordingly and some of the times the delivery has been longer than 30 days. Other times of the year it can come in 10 days – we are not in control of the global postal shipping system.
SHIPPING DELAY: Should any shipment be delayed, and upon notification by the customer, we will get the pharmacy to replace the delayed shipment, and re-ship to the customer at no additional cost to the customer. SexyHotDogs.com is not liable for any damages whatsoever to the customer due to delay in shipping, or complete failure of the shipment to arrive within any allotted time frame. But we guarantee delivery or we will refund 100%, or re-ship after 30 days.
SPECIAL CONCERNS: If you have any questions or concerns about your purchase or credit card transaction, please contact us immediately. We are here to help you, and we will make all contacts with the suppliers/pharmacies to remedy any problems. All transactions are processed in US dollars.
REFUND POLICY: Remember, this is a customer service organization. SexyHotDogs.com exists only for you. If your order has already been fulfilled and shipped from the pharmacy, we cannot cancel the order. Unfortunately, we also cannot re-stock any products if they are returned to us, because of safety concerns. Do not ship the products back to us. Let's talk, and let's see what the problems are and if we can resolve the situation so that you benefit by our service to you. But DO NOT ORDER if you do not want the medicine – there are NO RETURNS. You cannot change your mind – you need to pay for what you order, period. If there is something SexyHotDogs.com did that needs correction, we will re-ship and make it right, period. Let's communicate first to see if we can find a good solution.
CANCELLATION POLICY: Yes and and no. If your order has already been fulfilled and shipped from the pharmacy, we cannot cancel the order. Unfortunately, we also cannot re-stock any products if they are returned to us, because of safety concerns. Do not ship any medicines back to us. Let's talk, and let's see what the problems are and if we can resolve the situation so that you benefit by our service to you. In the case where your order has not been dispatched, most times the pharmacy will charge a $10.00 USD cancellation fee. Obviously, if the reason for cancellation is due to anything on the side of SexyHotDogs.com and their sources, there will be no cancellation fee whatsoever. But let's communicate first to see if we can find a good solution.
CHARGE BACKS AND DISPUTES: Do NOT do a charge back; this hurts all parties involved. We will help you no matter what. Obviously we want to resolve any problems because we are a customer oriented service organization. If we are at fault, we WILL find a solution and correct it. If we are not at fault, please talk to us anyway and be honest with us because we are here to help you and we will do everything we can to find a solution for you. Charge backs, whether or not we are at fault, hurts us.
We NEVER rent or sale ANY information whatsoever to ANYONE for ANY reason, period. We will protect your information at any cost! If any third party contacts you from info supposedly from this website or organization, please call us immediately. 615-777-9332.
Some of our site's registration forms require users to give us contact information (like their name and email address), and financial information (like their account or credit card numbers). We use customer contact information from the registration form to send the user information about our products or company. The customer's contact information is also used to contact the visitor when necessary. Financial information that is collected is used to bill the user for products and services. Users may opt-out of receiving future mailings; see the choice/opt-out section below.
This site may contain links to other sites. Although SexyHotDogs.com is not responsible for the privacy practices or the content of such linked websites (if any), please understand that we go to great lengths to assure that our visitors' privacy is maintained and that their personal and financial data is secure (see the Security section further down this page). We DO NOT STORE any customer information on any computer connected to the internet once processing is completed, so hacking us simply does no good for the hackers. Furthermore, we encourage feedback and promise to take action against any linked site that, in our mind, exhibits behavior that falls outside standard practices.
Public Forums: We doubt if we will ever make chat rooms, forums, message boards, and/or newsgroups available on this website. We believe in total privacy. If you ever hear of anyone making contact with you from info on this website - contact us immediately. If you use chat rooms etc. please remember that any information that is disclosed in these areas becomes public information and you should exercise caution when deciding to disclose your personal information.
Security: This site has security measures in place to protect the loss, misuse and alteration of the information under our control. We use SSL encryption for the processing of sensitive information. Furthermore, the physical location of the Internet server(s) and all related equipment is isolated from the public and can only be accessed by authorized personnel. The measures taken to restrict access, although not discussed in detail here, are consistent with standard hack-proofing procedures. Again, we DO NOT STORE any customer information on any computer connected to the internet beyond needed for payment processing, so hacking us simply does no good for the hackers.
Choice/Opt-Out Our site provides users the opportunity to opt-out of receiving communications from us and our partners at the point where we request information about the visitor. To opt out of promotional mailings, send us an email. Any questions or concerns CALL US!
DISCLAIMERS: SexyHotDogs.com provides the internet site and all information on that site on an "as is, where is and as available" basis. SexyHotDogs.com does not make any express or implied warranties, representations, or endorsements to the full extent of any permitted law with regards to this internet site and the information contained within it, including but not limited to, warranties as to the merchantability, usefulness, reliability, fitness, and accuracy for any particular purpose. Any prices represented are only approximate pricing that is given to us by suppliers that we might or might not source for you.
SexyHotDogs.com does not represent or warrant that this internet site will be available at all times or at any specific time, or meet any specific requirements, that there will be no failures, errors or omissions or loss of transmitted information, that no trojans or viruses or any other destructive properties will be transmitted, or that no damage will occur to your computer system by your use of this internet site. The user has the sole responsibility to provide screening, protection, backup of data, and all other precautions in regard to using this internet site.
By use of this internet site, you acknowledge and agree that SexyHotDogs.com does not have control of, nor endorses, the content of any partner, member or link of any site accessed to or through SexyHotDogs.com, and further acknowledges and agrees that SexyHotDogs.com is not responsible or liable for such content even though it may be deemed harmful, libelous, abusive or otherwise objectionable, or that it infringes or may infringe on the intellectual property or other rights of another entity or person. Unless specifically prohibited by law in a particular jurisdiction, SexyHotDogs.com shall under no circumstances, including, but not limited to, negligence, be liable for any direct or indirect, special, incidental or consequential damages, including, but not limited to, loss of data or project, arising out of the use, or inability to use, this internet site of the information contained within it, even if SexyHotDogs.com has been advised of the possibility of such damages.
TERMS OF SALE: By accepting the mail order shipment of products ordered by the customer using our services, the customer agrees to be bound by the following terms of sale:
1. SexyHotDogs.com is a SERVICE COMPANY and not the supplier of any product(s). SexyHotDogs.com is only a marketing SERVICE PROVIDER. SexyHotDogs.com shall not be held liable for, but not limited to, warranties as to the suitability, merchantability, usefulness, reliability, fitness, and accuracy of any particular product for any particular purpose. But we guarantee the products (see Product Warranties herein). Think of SexyHotDogs.com as your personal assistant or secretary, doing a service for you.
2. You, the customer, are valid. You, the customer, have a valid prescription from a personally visited and duly licensed practitioner who has physically examined you, the member customer, within the last 12 months. You, the customer, are not doing anything illegal in your own jurisdiction. You, the customer, are solely responsible for the laws of your own jurisdiction.
3. Prescription Required. SexyHotDogs.com will not process any order, nor will any of its source licensed pharmacies ship any product(s), unless the customer has delivered the prescribing Practitioner's prescription to SexyHotDogs.com, or SexyHotDogs.com has received the prescription from the prescribing Practitioner. We then forward the prescription to your supplier, because they will not fulfill your order without the prescription (where applicable in your jurisdiction). In other words, if we don't receive a prescription, we will not process your paperwork for your order.
4. All facets of the order. SexyHotDogs.com is not bound to help anyone or help process any order, and hereby reserves the right to refuse to do business with anyone without cause, and without giving any reason. Requests for the services offered by SexyHotDogs.com are not binding upon SexyHotDogs.com until SexyHotDogs.com accepts to help customer either in writing or by helping to process an order request for customer to one of SexyHotDogs.com's suppliers. Then each supplying distributor/pharmacy that SexyHotDogs.com refers to may, at its own decision, refuse to fulfill the customer's requests. All prices, credit terms, interest and availability are subject to change from the suppliers without notice, and unless otherwise notified, payment must be received by the supplying distributor/pharmacy prior to compliance with fulfilling any order.
5. Taxes and Shipping Charges. The customer is responsible for abiding by any laws concerning taxes in their jurisdiction. Shipping charges to ship the product(s) to customer will be included in the final total of the order paid directly to the supplier(s), and customer should never have to pay any collect shipping charges. SexyHotDogs.com does not accept money itself, rather all payments go directly to the fulfilling distributor/pharmacies. SexyHotDogs.com is simply a service provider. All prices and costs are known UP FRONT by the customer. There are never any surprises.
6. Product Warranties. The first and primary warranty for any product received by the customer is with the manufacturer of each product, and each manufacturer is solely responsible for any warranty associated with a product. To the maximum protection permitted by law, SexyHotDogs.com disclaims any warranties and conditions, expressed or implied, with respect to the products and services contemplated by these Terms of Sale, including, but not limited to, implied warranties and conditions of merchantability and fitness for any particular purpose. The sole responsibility of SexyHotDogs.com for claims in respect to the products is limited to helping the customer get a replacement of the product or refund of the exact amount paid from the supplying distributor. In rare cases when the distributor refuses to make an order correct by either replacement or refund, then SexyHotDogs.com, in its sole discretion, may directly repay the customer refund, and customer agrees to hold harmless SexyHotDogs.com even though SexyHotDogs.com made the direct refund to the customer. In no way, shall this type of direct refund payment be interpreted as SexyHotDogs.com was obligated or responsible for refunds, and it shall in no way be interpreted that SexyHotDogs.com was acting directly as a pharmacy in any jurisdiction. SexyHotDogs.com is solely interested in the service and help for the customer, plus SexyHotDogs.com's reputation for quality service.
8. Return Policy. The customer agrees to be bound by the return policy which is posted on this internet site by SexyHotDogs.com. Like any other policy, this may be amended from time to time by SexyHotDogs.com, and the customer agrees to review the return policy each time the customer makes a new request for the services of SexyHotDogs.com.
9. Revisions. SexyHotDogs.com reserves the right to makes revisions and amendments at any time, without prior notice, including, but not limited to, the products that may be available at any time from various suppliers, and the policies of the services offered by SexyHotDogs.com.
10. Shipping Laws. Different products are available from different network suppliers in all parts of the world, and by requesting the services of SexyHotDogs.com to help the customer find the desired product(s) and the desired pricing, the customer hereby represents to SexyHotDogs.com that the sale, delivery and shipment of the product(s) will not violate any import, export or other law or regulation in the customer's home jurisdiction. Note, that not all products are available in any one jurisdiction.
11. Entire Agreement. The customer agrees that this internet site, without linking off of this site, embodies the entire understanding and agreement pertaining to the subject matter hereof, and all aspects of this internet site are embodied herein into this Agreement by this reference; and all prior agreements and understandings, whether written or oral, are terminated and superseded by this Agreement, and shall be deemed merged herein. In the event of a conflict between these Policies & Terms of Sale and any of the documents incorporated by reference or referred to herein, these Terms of Sale shall govern.
12. Severability. If any provision of this Agreement shall, to any extent, be held invalid, illegal or unenforceable, in whole or in part, the validity, legality and enforceability of the remaining part of such provision, and validity, legality and enforceability of the other provisions hereof, shall not be affected thereby. If any such invalidity shall be caused by the length of any period of time, the size of any area or the scope of activities set forth in any provision hereof, such period of time, such area of scope or all, shall be considered to be reduced to a period, area, or scope which would cure such invalidity. Any provision of this Agreement which is held invalid, illegal or unenforceable in any jurisdiction shall not be deemed invalid, illegal or unenforceable in any other jurisdiction. The failure to exercise any of the rights under this Agreement does not preclude the right to exercise those rights later.
13. Captions. The heading, titles or captions of this Agreement are inserted only to facilitate reference, and they shall not define, limit, extend or describe the scope or intent of this Agreement or any provision hereof, and they shall not constitute a part hereof or affect the meaning or interpretation of this Agreement or any part hereof.
14. Amendments. This Agreement may be amended, changed, modified, altered or terminated by SexyHotDogs.com at any time upon posting to this internet site the amended information.
15. Force Majeure. Customer agrees and shall not hold SexyHotDogs.com liable for any delays or failure in performance the cause of which was by circumstances beyond the reasonable control of SexyHotDogs.com, including, but not limited to, backorders of products, shipping problems, import customs, and lost shipments. Further, SexyHotDogs.com is not responsible to notify customer in any event of such delays or failures. The customer shall be solely responsible to make arrangements that the customer deems necessary due to any delays or failures, including incurring any costs in the connection with the purchase of alternative products from alternative sources. Again, SexyHotDogs.com is not a supplier, but a service for the customer.
16. Governing Law. The customer understands that SexyHotDogs.com is a service provider much like a personal assistant to the customer, and that the actual supplying distributors are licensed pharmaceutical businesses in various parts of the world. In other words, SexyHotDogs.com is not a pharmacy but rather a service provider, and as such, SexyHotDogs.com cannot give advice about any products or their specific nature, and SexyHotDogs.com only acts to help you, the customer, purchase your requested products at a great price. Note, all the products that are offered by any one supplier are legal in their jurisdiction and inspected by governing authorities from around the world. To the extent that SexyHotDogs.com is helping the customer, the customer agrees to hold harmless SexyHotDogs.com, and customer's order(s) shall be bound by the laws of the particular supplier's jurisdiction according to the products ordered and supplied to the customer. Such jurisdictions will vary and may include, but not be limited to (in alphabetical order), Australia, Canada, Germany, India, New Zealand, and the United States of America (including VIPPS authorized pharmacy in all 50 states). Customer agrees that they will submit to the jurisdiction of the laws according to the exact supplier of the product(s) they received. For Customer Service call (615) 777-9332.
17. Informed Consent. The customer represents and agrees that he/she is fully cognizant and consents to these Policies & Terms of Sale with full knowledge and understanding and without the influence of anyone else. The customer acknowledges that all Policies & Terms of this Agreement are available at most times on the SexyHotDogs.com internet site, and shall be provided to the customer in hard copy upon request at any time. The customer further represents that he/she has had opportunity to consult with independent legal counsel with respect to the ordering of any products with the help and service of SexyHotDogs.com.
Intellectual Property Rights: All design and information, including, but not limited to, text, pictures, photographs, logos, layout, artwork, user interfaces, databases, trademarks, sounds, music, design, arrangement of elements, and computer codes of this internet site are owned by SexyHotDogs.com, and all of this is protected by laws and property rights. Unless express permission in writing has been given from SexyHotDogs.com, no part of this internet site may be copied or reproduced, published or posted, uploaded or encoded, or generally displayed in any transmittal, or reproduced in any way over any type of medium.
Electronic Communication: Any and all communications via electronic means such as, but not limited to, email, cellular phones, and facsimiles are subject to interception, alteration, and loss. Customer agrees that SexyHotDogs.com is not responsible for any damages in connection with electronic communications sent by customer to SexyHotDogs.com or sent to customer from SexyHotDogs.com at customer's request.
Endorsements: SexyHotDogs.com does not endorse or approve, either expressed or implied, any third party, or links to or from SexyHotDogs.com, or the information, services, products, or any other form of information associated with any third party or links. Links to or from other internet sites outside of SexyHotDogs.com are not endorsed, approved, or controlled by SexyHotDogs.com, and SexyHotDogs.com is not responsible for any of those sites' content, nor any damages associated with linking to any other internet site. Any links to other internet sites are for convenience only, and the use of, downloading software from, or any other consequence from linking to any other internet site from SexyHotDogs.com is at your sole risk.
Questions and Comments: If you have any questions or concerns about anything in these Policies & Terms then please contact us and we will be happy to talk to you. We welcome comments from our customers at any time. We strive to make you, the customer, our focus and commitment of our services at all times. Thank you for your trust. firstname.lastname@example.org | 615-777-9332.